Post some high quality and maybe even low qualtiy (dad) jokes here. I'll start you all off with a little dad joke from a game I played and a higher quality one. Somebody asked this as their order for pizza in the game. Use spoilers for the answers to the jokes (if neccessary.) Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Spoiler: Answer Nevermind, it's too cheesy! Two hunters are in the woods and one passes out. The other one grabs his phone and calls 911. Operator: Hello, 911, what is your emergency? Hunter: My friend has just passed out! What should I do? Operator: Well, first we need to make sure he's dead. A shot is heard. Hunter: OK, now what?