Jokes

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Post some high quality and maybe even low qualtiy (dad) jokes here. I'll start you all off with a little dad joke from a game I played and a higher quality one. Somebody asked this as their order for pizza in the game. Use spoilers for the answers to the jokes (if neccessary.)

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

Two hunters are in the woods and one passes out. The other one grabs his phone and calls 911.
Operator: Hello, 911, what is your emergency?
Hunter: My friend has just passed out! What should I do?
Operator: Well, first we need to make sure he's dead.
A shot is heard.
Hunter: OK, now what?
 
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae Wa Mou
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