Jokes

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  1. Luingus221 .

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    Post some high quality and maybe even low qualtiy (dad) jokes here. I'll start you all off with a little dad joke from a game I played and a higher quality one. Somebody asked this as their order for pizza in the game. Use spoilers for the answers to the jokes (if neccessary.)

    Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
    Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

    Two hunters are in the woods and one passes out. The other one grabs his phone and calls 911.
    Operator: Hello, 911, what is your emergency?
    Hunter: My friend has just passed out! What should I do?
    Operator: Well, first we need to make sure he's dead.
    A shot is heard.
    Hunter: OK, now what?
     
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    The idea that someone out there mains Wario in super smash bros
     
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    The GameCube portable

    End of joke.
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Omae Wa Mou
    Shindeiru
     
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    i bricked my wii
    funny right
     
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