So I found these GC extenders.
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amazon . com /4x-Wii-Gamecube-Extension-Cables/dp/B001AI7CF2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1479408816&sr=8-1&keywords=nintendo+gamecube+controller+cable
Now, I have a portless wii that doesn't have the GC slots, but it does have the...