Alright, so I re-sanded the edges with 20 grit,120 grit, 220 grit, 240 grit, 320 grit, 400 grit, 600 grit, 800 grit, 1000 grit, and 2000 grit sandpaper. I gave it a bath in IPA and distilled water. And 1.15 is still shorted! I have no idea what the problem is. I'm guessing my board is fried...